A satire post of a woman who is seemingly calling out the administration for the thing that they have done is making rounds in social media now.

Walang kwenta!

In the post of Lao Janice, she started by saying how useless President Rodrigo Durterte. She mentioned how the latter had the guts to do a SONA when in fact he has done nothing for the country.

And then she went on and enumerated the accomplishments of Duterte as if they were nothing.

Full of accomplishments

Lao mentioned how Duterte was able to build 3,945 kilometers of road in two years, but who cares?
The crime went down in the whole country, there are 6,562 barangays that are already drug-free, and P14.66 billion worth of drugs have been confiscated, but again, who cares?

To the amusement of the readers, she went on and mentioned that there are 900,000 students who are able to study college without paying anything. And there are 84% more kinder students now. Who cares?

DOLE was able to regularize 217,491 employees. Boracay was rehabilitated. And the investment for the whole country went up by 28%. There are 27,830 agrarian reform beneficiaries that are given land to farm. But still, who cares?

She jokingly and quite “sarcastically” said that she was already tired. She doesn’t care what accomplishments Duterte has.

Warning

At the end of her post, she warned shallow people that her post is satire and that we should stop the hate and spread the love instead.

Comments from netizen couldn’t help but pitch in on the brilliant way she executed her post.

Read her post here:
(Basahin mo muna lahat Dong)

Walang kwenta talaga itong si Digong. Pwe! Mag so-SONA na naman siya eh wala naman siyang nagawa.

Ano ba naman yang 3,945 kilometers na mga daan ang napagawa niya in two years. Ses! Yan lang?
So what kung bumaba ang kriminalidad sa buong bansa? So what kung 6,562 baranangays na ang drug-free? So what kung P14.66 billion na ng drugs ang nakumpiska? So what???

Eh ano naman sa akin kung may almost 900,000 na estudyante ang nakapag-aral ngayon sa kolehiyo ng walang tuition? Pakialam ko ba kung mas dumami ng 84% ang mga batang nakapag kinder na ngayon? Bakit mga anak ko ba ang mga yan?

Oo nga at nakapag-regularize na ng 217,491 na mga empleyado ang DOLE. Pero paki-alam ko ba sa kanila!

Ngayon kung nalinis na nila ang Boracay, ano sa akin yan? Bahay ko ba nilinis nila? Kaloka!
Tumaas daw ang investment by 28% sa first quarter ng 2018. Good for them. Clap, clap, clap!
May 27,830 daw na mga agrarian reform beneficiaries ang nabigyan ng mga lupa. So what?
Pagod na ako. Wala akong pakialam kahit ano pa ang accomplishments ni Digong. Basta pwe siya!
(Satire po ito mga kaibigan. Stop the hate, spread the love.)
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